WHO AM I?

Hey, I'm Bridgette. 

I'm an artist, children's book writer/illustrator, Dreamweaver (yes, this is a thing), human to a cloud lamp that I take on adventures (yes, I love lamp), and public library card holder. My debut children's book, "Norman and the Nom Nom Factory" is available now. 

If you want to see more of my artwork you can see it --> heresend me a message (click the baby envelope in the corner),  catch me on IG @TheChairmanZou with my little friend @LittletheCloud, or check out my new artist-in-residency with UNSTUCK.

Everything you need to know about me is encompassed in this 30 Rock exchange:

 

Liz Lemon to Tracy Jordan: 

Stop it. Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be a happily married man. I mean, I'm actually jealous of you. You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids. You know what I have? A Sims* family that keeps getting murdered. So quit whining and be grateful.

 

...Since I will probably never EGOT, I'd like to take this block on SquareSpace to thank my family and friends. Without them I would be nothing. So thank you, love you. You are my everything and everything I do is for you. Thanks for putting up with me. And to the new friends on the internet, can't wait to meet you either. 

*Note: I don't have and never have had a Sims family, but its a metaphor. So throw me a bone.